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Times Demotivational Poster


TAGS: after youd cut yourself 75 times or so youd figure it out
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

LordKraven - December 22, 2010, 9:47 am
Got BuckKnife when I was 8. Good Ole Days
shawoopa - December 22, 2010, 1:16 am
i have so many scars i cant remember and im only 14. fond memories....
rerun - September 26, 2010, 8:51 pm

I went to a rather rough school back then
CANADA - September 26, 2010, 8:26 pm
I had a girl stick one in my shoulder blade when i was in a fight. That was the one time i considered pummeling a girl
rerun - September 26, 2010, 8:24 pm

I got stabbed with one in a school fight, 5th grade.
CANADA - September 26, 2010, 8:22 pm
cut my little finger off when it folded. Oldest scar i can remember
jameswnash - September 26, 2010, 8:11 pm
Fond memories of when handles were pine, ash or oak not adhesive
5150monkeylove - September 26, 2010, 2:54 pm
I remember multiple "incidents" with this style of knife. mostly when trying to get a blade out after another was opened.
Chompers - September 26, 2010, 2:21 pm
Even I got a knife from my dad, just couldn't tell you the brand. Got it taken away for killing a spider with it.
TheTrashHeap - September 26, 2010, 12:45 pm
Schrade 2.5 inch blade. Almost cut my thumb off Christmas morning about 22-23 years ago.
GreyScorpion - September 26, 2010, 12:30 pm
I shed a tear on this...I got my first from my grandfather when I was 8. still have the scar on my left hand...5+L

IT IS FRIDAY - Oh yeah, let the good times roll !


TAGS: i bet even lesbians have to fake it most times
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - April 22, 2009, 4:39 pm
pssst ... go with me on that one, buds, until I see her avatar, I'm gonna assume she's hot ... and a she.
Sean - April 22, 2009, 4:38 pm
But I have to admit it, TooTsiE comes up with a way better poster.
TooTsiE - April 22, 2009, 4:17 pm
DING! fries are done...
LogicDude - April 6, 2009, 9:43 am
Sean is the true King of Motifake! Long live the king!!!
BoneCD - April 5, 2009, 6:39 pm
Straight forward...not too wordy...5 Lions Sean buddy

HOLY CRAP - This must absolutely be a sign of the end times ...

TAGS: holy crap end times mickey
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by Budog

sockz - January 10, 2013, 1:58 pm
I see no note. Should we take this as pure greed for the bait?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 6, 2012, 2:57 pm
Nice! 5L! Almost as funny as how George Carlin wanted Mikey Mouse to bite the proverbial dust.Lol
ughomer - May 13, 2012, 11:18 am
realogic - May 11, 2012, 9:08 pm
I say it's a good start :)

3 TIMES - a charm

To Every Politician ! -

TAGS: times
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by maoworks2

maoworks2 - September 4, 2015, 9:37 am
Not One Of Them I Would Trust To Walk My Dog !! That's It .
GaryO - September 3, 2015, 9:12 pm
to put it mildly


TAGS: orwellian times blow me you facist nsa agent reading this
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - July 19, 2013, 2:52 pm

Young people speaking their minds Getting so much resistance from behind What a field-day for the heat
tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:00 pm
A thousand people in the street It starts when you're always afraid.. Step outta line, the Man comes, and takes you away.
PapaFox - June 11, 2013, 5:33 am
Paranoia strikes deep... :-D
lgvernon - June 10, 2013, 10:59 pm

The poster is hehaHIlarious, but the tags are even funnier!
Cannabal - June 10, 2013, 9:00 pm
Dale Gribble for President!
MrStupidGir - June 10, 2013, 7:23 pm
hahahahaha, sorry dale

SOMETIMES - The pain of letting something precious to you go is less than the pain of holding onto it.

SOMETIMES - I wish I had a clone... But then I realise that I'd never want to live with that a*shole


TAGS: 5 times a day plus a special sniff on friday
Rating: 3.16/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - September 27, 2009, 4:26 pm
No harm meant...just part of the September poster challenge



FUKITALL - For those times when you are feeling stressed out, overwhelmed and unappreciated ...

SMH - But only a little bit... you know, just to get rid of the drips.

TAGS: shake it three times youre playing with yourself
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

Chompers - September 2, 2010, 9:53 am
New produce?

RAMEN - Times is hard, money is tight, We gonna be eatin' ramen tonight!

TAGS: ramen times hard money tight
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by twill1962

twill1962 - October 20, 2012, 7:39 am
The text is the unofficial motto of my Anime group. Yes, I belong to an Anime group.
maoworks2 - October 18, 2012, 9:19 pm
Many Times That;s All I Have In the House Later In The Month Sad But True.


TAGS: sometimes im late on purpose cubby
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

dslohand - August 31, 2011, 6:52 pm
does this mean dinner will be late?
jameswnash - October 11, 2010, 1:15 am
lol ow

ATLATL - A stick used to throw another stick further then you could throw the stick without the other stick

TAGS: say that 10 times fast
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by Zook

IllicoPresto - November 7, 2010, 1:39 am
Excellent! My kind of humor. 5 sticks
Derek - November 7, 2010, 12:42 am
a.k.a. woomera

pomposity -

TAGS: sometimes mistaken as flair
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - May 29, 2013, 9:04 am
It’s only easy if ya know. And now it’s easy. ty ML, GO’
5150monkeylove - May 28, 2013, 11:41 pm
easy... poster number at the bottom, copy, paste and hit enter
GaryO - May 28, 2013, 11:23 pm
Hey, thanks ML. I need to learn how to flaunt some of the ones I’ve seen. That’s a pretty cool feature.
5150monkeylove - May 28, 2013, 9:47 pm
AHA!!! I flaunted it as a topper to the cake.
GaryO - May 28, 2013, 9:03 am
Hey, thanks, guys. And, yes Missy, we think alike. Cheers
Silverheart - May 28, 2013, 2:17 am

I 5d, faved, FBd too. Owls are cool like that.
5150monkeylove - May 28, 2013, 1:08 am
5L, added to favs, shared on FB... I still feel it isn't enough for this poster. This is AMSOME! (yes, I said amsome and meant it)
MissPriss - May 28, 2013, 12:00 am
lmao...the poster is great but the laugh is knowing about the only thing you'd do with an egg is crack it and then fry it...teehee nice 5L giggle.
Sho - May 27, 2013, 8:24 pm
Greeny - May 27, 2013, 7:40 pm


TAGS: man need silence sometimes mariand
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by mariand

Tarapin - August 2, 2011, 3:38 pm
Boot to the head Oh, wait...where's the boot?
mariand - August 2, 2011, 12:13 am
huh...I didn't know there are women around here

SOMETIMES - I need something that only you can provide Your absence

TAGS: sometimes i need your absence
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

M0rd3kaI - August 9, 2011, 5:33 pm
Already got that one covered :) (check my gallery if you'd like) haha, thanks for 5L's though :D
davidelite10 - August 9, 2011, 4:02 pm
5ilence is golden al5o
M0rd3kaI - August 9, 2011, 7:23 am
Yes... Yes it is lol thanks
M0rd3kaI - August 9, 2011, 7:23 am
Thank you :) much appreciated
crankyhead - August 8, 2011, 10:33 pm
5weet 5olitude.
spacedog - August 8, 2011, 8:50 pm
Nice one M0rd3kaI.
M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2011, 5:39 pm
Or that xD "...toward my loneliness" can then be the following line lol
gas - August 8, 2011, 5:28 pm
or you can add: "but compliments are always welcome" xD
M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2011, 4:38 pm
Thanks, I will withdraw the above mentioned statement for you (lol)
gas - August 8, 2011, 2:19 pm
very nice! 5L


TAGS: school life times copy cheat
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by caveman

MashiMashi - May 5, 2013, 9:20 am
What's that joke about the professor knowing that his student plagarised his paper from a magazine....he even copied the subscription renewel form


TAGS: ten times before he hit the ground
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

Verdeckt - October 5, 2011, 6:47 pm
Yes... I'm aware that episode was about the Navy - yvan eht nioJ
Verdeckt - October 5, 2011, 5:55 pm
It's the best way to get peas.. Simpsons FTW
jrwaddy - October 5, 2011, 10:08 am
I don't think it gets a 5 because what would the ChairForce need a knife for.
Coombsy007 - October 2, 2011, 7:49 pm
How could this not get a 5?
GySgt1811 - October 2, 2011, 2:37 pm
So true. We used to say, "The newer the Boot, the bigger the blade." By the time I retired I was carrying a pen knife with a broken tip; broken off by me so I could tune the presets on the tank radio and open MRE's. Also mail, paper cuts can be SO painful
ICEMAN - October 2, 2011, 4:07 am
5 attack poodles.
ICEMAN - October 2, 2011, 4:06 am
Poor bastiche,



TAGS: ya sometimes you just want to
Rating: 3.45/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Derek - November 7, 2009, 4:55 pm
Looks like a reenactment of the Somme
timebomb - November 7, 2009, 2:50 pm
Please take my ex with you.

RUSSIA - Where vodka is cheaper than water

TAGS: russia vodka cheap water nation national mockery truth hurts sometimes
Rating: 2.35/5

More motifakes by Krissdafish

Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 3:48 am
You're a good sport Forseti.
forseti - September 10, 2010, 3:47 am
Let me get this straight: IF someone ever would make a poster like that about Germany, I would... oh... I would... I can't even tell you exactly what I would do!! It would start with a "5" and probably end with "lions", but I'm not sure... So BEWARE!!!111
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:36 am
Just to be clear.....why would cheap vodka be a bad thing?
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 2:24 am
I'm on it.
5150monkeylove - September 10, 2010, 2:23 am
no problem. I just figured he didnt get it. I made no mention of negative consequences for his actions. More of a friendly, "take a look around, please." approach. Ill report to the van, sir.
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 2:20 am
Slow down, 5150 - a moderator is on it. Try not to police the site too much. I may seem nice and easy... but I'm more than capable.
5150monkeylove - September 10, 2010, 2:18 am
weird..... the message disappeared
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 2:13 am
True, mooooo..... but it's a username of "krissdafish" - that sounds like one of america's idiots.
5150monkeylove - September 10, 2010, 2:13 am
I sent him a little pm, asking him to search for other countries in the engine. Then maybe he will understand the context here
pzykosiz - September 10, 2010, 2:06 am
we don't normally have that problem
5150monkeylove - September 10, 2010, 2:05 am
wow.. This is the first time I have ever seen someone that really "doesn't get it"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:01 am
No, It's a joke......and why blame America....anyone,anywhere could have made this poster
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:59 am
There's a difference between jokes and insults. This is not a joke, it's a flat out insult.
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 1:55 am
It's a joke... in america we joke. Exaggerations are a form of humor. There are much better reasons than motifake to hate america. Broaden your search. and please lighten up, or I'll be forced to ban.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:51 am
Idiot. Insults like this make me hate the US even more.


SOMETIMES - Simply translates to one week every month !!

TAGS: pirhanas feet translates sometimes pms
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MustyK

MustyK - March 24, 2012, 6:35 am
Cheers Carebear. (o:
carebear - March 23, 2012, 4:38 pm
(carebear BANNED)

THERE MAY ONLY BE 6 - BUT THIS IS A PERFECT 10 and doesn't get any better at all.

TAGS: us navy blue angels fly perfect at all times under all conditions and are the epitome of grace style and precision
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

agdaniele - April 11, 2010, 3:19 am

SIGMUND FREUD - Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar...

SEX + LSD - Something like that. Individual results will vary.


TAGS: old guys old times catching up
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

gmltwc - October 19, 2010, 5:38 pm


TAGS: jesus facebook myspace times died
Rating: 4.73/5

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vulture - December 20, 2011, 7:35 pm
Shouldn't this be "Get with the Timmies"?


TAGS: the best of times cubby
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

BOSSthefurry - November 24, 2011, 9:06 am
Black and White is the new HD.
Cloudchaser - February 25, 2011, 12:22 am
And if the president was on, your night was shot! WE'RE GONNA MISS FLIPPER!!!
Cubbybear - February 24, 2011, 10:33 pm
sure...why not?
ICEMAN - February 24, 2011, 10:01 pm
Did you love the tag too? ;/


TAGS: world war ii times square historic kiss
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

Iconoclast - June 23, 2010, 3:24 pm
The nurse in the photo was Edith Shain who died at the age of 91 on June 20, 2010. There is a statue of the kiss along the waterfront in San Diego. Several have claimed to be the sailor, but not proven.

Life -

TAGS: life gives you lemons make lemonade but sometimes there are too many lemons
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

mizzdizz - November 8, 2015, 9:14 am
So true, especially as the social/emotional demands of the holidays approach. I only got just so much sugar! Excellent, Silvy! 5L

ORDER - I wish to put order into my life. I can't. That would cause disorder into so many other lives...

MULLIGANS - Isn't the greatest golfer in history owed at least one?

TAGS: tiger woods even the best make mistakes sometimes
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

agdaniele - December 9, 2009, 7:38 pm
If you really care about Tiger's personal life, you should be his back 9.
Derek - December 9, 2009, 3:41 pm
It appears he's had seven... but it's more likely to be eighteen.
CANADA - December 9, 2009, 3:06 pm
Me_ - December 9, 2009, 12:06 pm
Proof that all women have a price. No matter who they are or what they look like. Its all about the paper.


TAGS: september challenge hallucinating times at ridgemont high
Rating: 3.09/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Mongo - September 2, 2009, 1:41 pm
Too bad Sean Penn is a communist.
CANADA - September 2, 2009, 1:31 pm
that movie was sweet

CHAD KROEGER - Sometimes mistaken for Kurt Cobain. How I don't know.

LIFE - Sometimes it screws you.

Integrity -

TAGS: stand alone times change beliefs
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by spacedog

EmilioDumphque - March 16, 2014, 1:45 pm
"To die for an idea is unquestionably noble. But how much nobler it would be if men died for ideas that were true!" –H. L. Mencken


SOMETIMES - Sometimes you want to give up. Then you realize that you have that special someone that you love and gives you reason to live.

TAGS: sometimes you realize
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by sgtlover

gas - September 8, 2012, 8:37 pm
what better reason to live than someone that needs you.. 5L


normal -

WHEN WE'RE GONE - they say all that'll be left is cockroaches. Figures. I knew my mother-in-law could wriggle her way out of anything.

TAGS: nuclear apocalypse happy fun times
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by pickleviper

spacedog - March 22, 2013, 10:48 pm
Great run of posters pickleviper. Good to see you here. 5Ls all round.
GaryO - March 22, 2013, 7:37 pm
You make it easy, PV. Great paraprosdokian twists to a lot of your creations, love it.
pickleviper - March 22, 2013, 5:08 pm
Thanks, GaryO. All your support is greatly appreciated.
GaryO - March 22, 2013, 3:54 pm
Yer rockin' PV. cheers


TAGS: used is better sometimes cubby
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

pzykosiz - December 26, 2010, 8:23 pm
as long as it hasn't got too many miles on it already
Cubbybear - December 26, 2010, 6:29 pm
Used is still good
agdaniele - December 26, 2010, 4:40 pm
Had she not been used prior to wrapping, this gift wouldn't have come with the can of pepper spray emptied. You're welcome. 5L
ICEMAN - December 26, 2010, 3:31 pm
Aggy doesn't consider it used, he prefers "Product Testing". 5L

HANDY PIERCINGS - For those times when you wash your douchebag and need to hang him up to dry...

TAGS: for those times when you wash your douchebag
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by Chef

Faceplant31 - June 2, 2010, 4:08 pm
Meh, this one works out nicely.
Chef - June 2, 2010, 4:06 pm
Thanks... I wanted one with a hippy but I couldn't find one.
Faceplant31 - June 2, 2010, 4:02 pm
Good one.


TAGS: assignment for january 9 swords s words seem silly sometimes
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

Cubbybear - January 9, 2010, 2:28 pm
More photos from the Family album I see...LOL! 5/5
GreyScorpion - January 9, 2010, 1:03 pm
Very Creative "5 may I have another's"
phydeaux - January 9, 2010, 12:51 pm
Very well done indeed, and a nice play on the topic! 5 Sultry Swats Sublimely Sent!

FOR WHEN THERE ARE TIMES - when you just can't find a decent outlet to plug into


SOMETIMES - You just know that on the other end of the line... there's an asshole...


TAGS: hard times
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by BoneCD


TAGS: sometimes humor
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 7:08 pm
a good cigar, local pr*stitutes and a lot of whatever they drink works well on home sickness too :)
lgvernon - February 5, 2012, 6:59 pm

LOL~~Yes, I remember the joke!
BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 6:52 pm
you don't know that joke ? That guy enters say a steakhouse, and asks for the ugliest waitress, the worst type of food, hot beer, all the worst they got. When the owner asks why he answers : 'I'm travelling on business and I got homesick'. Got it ? :)
lgvernon - February 5, 2012, 6:47 pm

THAT guy would be fictitious. How could he possibly be homesick?
BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 6:43 pm
if you add 'no s*x' that would be the perfect place to eat for the married guy who gets h5mesick while away on business :)


TAGS: friends pull apart sometimes cubby
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

pieman - July 25, 2010, 4:49 am
5 let downs!


TAGS: challenge mistakes fasttimes ridgemonthigh
Rating: 4.14/5

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Cubbybear - June 29, 2010, 12:47 pm
Fast Times ...FTW 5/5


TAGS: times are tough
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Porcelina - January 3, 2010, 8:52 pm
ah, I'll keep that in mind
GreyScorpion - January 3, 2010, 8:51 pm
Random photos usually have more tutu's and army boots, at least the ones he sent me did
Porcelina - January 3, 2010, 8:47 pm
well, just advice for next time, try to tone down on the gaussian blue, and when you use it, copy the layer, use the gausian blur on the copy, then work on the opacity of that layer. it looks more natural that way
Porcelina - January 3, 2010, 8:46 pm
sorry, thought it was a random photo
Narutarded - January 3, 2010, 7:48 pm
Shipping and handling? I wouldn't pay her $500 even if it was for slapping and fondling.
BoneCD - January 3, 2010, 5:22 pm
Gee...Maybe you can ask for a refund
BoneCD - January 3, 2010, 5:14 pm
Luv u 2 Porc...I forgot how perfect yours all were
Porcelina - January 3, 2010, 3:32 pm
holy crap this is a horrible photoshop
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 1:08 pm
greater*...and I probably don't need that comma... 5l, by the way.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 1:07 pm
Only with a purchase, great than $0.25. The quarter only gets your foot in the door.
rerun - January 3, 2010, 12:37 pm

wonder if there is a refund policy if we aren't satisfied


TAGS: sometimes you just wish you could take it back
Rating: 4.03/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - January 12, 2010, 11:43 pm
The true conversation went something like: Lets put something on the CD player. And I answered "Why, isn't the dust enough.." True Killjoy for the night!!!
BoneCD - January 12, 2010, 11:35 pm
And what the hey...It just cost me a maid twice a week for the rest of my life.
BoneCD - January 12, 2010, 11:33 pm
Thanks Mr. C
CANADA - January 12, 2010, 11:33 pm
Great poster Bone
BoneCD - January 12, 2010, 11:31 pm
Don't know CpnK...The title of the pic was "man crying"
BoneCD - January 12, 2010, 11:19 pm
Ding Ding Ding...20 points for gil. Somehow pointing out short falls in cleaning just kills a night of romance.
CpnKangaroo - January 12, 2010, 10:37 pm
is that steve buschemi?
GreyScorpion - January 12, 2010, 9:27 pm
gil - January 12, 2010, 9:26 pm
my guess is there was dust on the television and he pointed it out. Been there.
Porcelina - January 12, 2010, 9:22 pm
I think it means, he had a romantic night planned out, and she just wanted to watch T.V, so he facepalmed
Zed - January 12, 2010, 9:21 pm
I don't watch television, so I don't get this one.
agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 9:08 pm
Great one.
BoneCD - January 12, 2010, 7:05 pm
I hear ya Face
Faceplant31 - January 12, 2010, 4:03 pm
F*CK Timmies!!!
BoneCD - January 12, 2010, 3:35 pm
four 5s, and then some Timmy hits with with a 1L...

INTERNET 101 - You're probably addicted to online porn, but at least you come off as "normal." But some perverts go too far by offering Mounds of bullshit, when all along... They're an Almond Joy.

TAGS: sometimes you feel like a nut
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 8:49 pm
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 8:49 pm
Enough people here got Bblue bulbs from him! LOL
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 8:48 pm
the subtelty of this is as smooooth as a baby's bottom, or a swift kick in the nads if you like Purple Roses from Britan. 5L
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 8:05 pm
Smoooooth, veggie. 5L

P E R S E V E R A N C E - Energy and persistence conquer all things... ...tell that to the fish...oh, he's dead.


TAGS: good times sigh
Rating: 3.36/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - August 11, 2009, 10:06 pm
Thanks. Night.
BoneCD - August 11, 2009, 10:04 pm
good one!
Sean - August 11, 2009, 10:00 pm
And home in time to watch Gilligan's Island.
Sean - August 11, 2009, 9:57 pm
Poor poor aggy ... brunette, unibrow, braces = chump change. Blonde, bowl cut, cut-offs = 400 bucks.
spacedog - August 11, 2009, 9:20 pm
Well done Sean. One of the best demotivational posters.
Haarakkon - August 11, 2009, 8:44 pm
Sean's was Canadian, though. And a quarter a pop kinda undercut the going rates, even then.
agdaniele - August 11, 2009, 8:40 pm
I only ever made $20.

PERSPECTIVE - Come get a little. Ya know you want it. Yea, you want it bad baby!

TAGS: nsfw perspective fun times fuzzy fun bgs
Rating: 3.23/5

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zammuelist - February 24, 2010, 2:43 pm
he must be taking tips from the Australian government


NEED A VACATION? - Might I suggest the West Midlands? The weather may suck but the women there are apparently veeeeery easy.

TAGS: october challenge drunk women are a sure thing sometimes
Rating: 3.07/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Nelinio - January 21, 2010, 7:13 pm
May I suggest you ACTUALLY try Northumberland. It started twice as high as the West Midlands and still managed a nearly 50% INCREASE to more than twice any other area in total
shotokishi - October 27, 2009, 7:13 pm
I used to live there
bevhillsreborn - October 26, 2009, 6:57 pm
sex is legal at 16 there, I know, I met someone from there before, nice lady.
Dude 4515 - October 26, 2009, 4:29 pm
I humbly bow before your wisdom. I also thank you for your sage advice. see you in the west Midlands

THEY WERE... - Every time Jimmie said "DY-NO-MITE!" we'd pass the bong.

TAGS: jimmie walker good times bong
Rating: 3.06/5

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BoneCD - September 24, 2009, 8:02 pm
Know the game well bOB

DELTABOB - Just agree with whatever she says in the Forum... at least for the next 6-7 days!

LIONS - Here's the only surefire way to get more!

TAGS: lions people will complain ten times before they compliment once
Rating: 2.9/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 7:02 pm
Not tonight honey I have a headache.
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 6:58 pm
But I can sniff yours, right?
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 6:57 pm
I am NOT gonna sniff your ass! Quit asking! LOL
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 6:54 pm
Now time for the special dog handshake....
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 6:27 pm
Us purebreds need to stick together.
Derek - December 1, 2009, 6:24 pm
Who let the dogs out (in the comments)?
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 6:15 pm
Alright, point taken
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 6:10 pm
2 posters to make 1 point is hardly bitching. and if you agree whats the problem? if 1 made 20 more i could see, but....newbies should be aware of the down vote phenomenon so they dont get discouraged.
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 6:04 pm
You keep bitching about the same thing TTH
spacedog - December 1, 2009, 6:02 pm
female: "Are you done yet? I want you to take out the garbage" male: "Hey, I'm trying to focus here."
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 6:00 pm
wtf are you people talking aboot?
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 5:50 pm
This is kind of starvo like, 1 is enough
thatonechick - December 1, 2009, 5:48 pm
I gotta tell ya, tho, I don't think I should approve more of these, TTH. They seem to be inviting fights...

NOTHING SEEMS TO FIT - Raindrops keep fallin' on my head But that doesn't mean my eyes will soon be turnin' red Cryin's not for me

FAIL - Even the best do sometimes

TAGS: fail motifake best sometimes
Rating: 2.62/5

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me - May 26, 2009, 11:18 pm
i know that pisses me off too


TAGS: one of my favorite times of the year
Rating: 2.59/5

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agdaniele - March 21, 2010, 12:13 am
So, is this one of those tricky posters about Kansas?
Produceman117 - March 20, 2010, 11:31 pm
Oh okay... well technically it wasn't supposed to be Hennessy. It's a pun mixing Tennis and Hennessy... oh well, you get it now.
DreMagnum - March 20, 2010, 11:28 pm
Yeah, I just never got the Hennessey, I was actually thinking Tennessee Whiskey.
Produceman117 - March 20, 2010, 11:27 pm
Okay I'm stopping after this: The answer to the first question is on the jerseys in the second picture. The answer to the second question is on the megaphone in the third picture. The last title and caption is just a final punchline.
Bartimaeus - March 20, 2010, 11:25 pm
Drink more!
DreMagnum - March 20, 2010, 11:22 pm
Yeah I never figured it out
Produceman117 - March 20, 2010, 11:21 pm
I wouldn't mind being less than sober tonight, now that you mention it...
Bartimaeus - March 20, 2010, 11:17 pm
New riddle...What are you smoking? I'm supposed to figure this shit out. O-o I'm only 50% sober. (probably)
Produceman117 - March 20, 2010, 11:11 pm
Tennis-sy = Hennessy... Come on people!!!
Bartimaeus - March 20, 2010, 11:05 pm
Visual puns! Well...eerrrrrmmmm....I didn't get it, but you can blame the drugs for that.
Produceman117 - March 20, 2010, 11:02 pm
Or ANYONE, for that matter?
Produceman117 - March 20, 2010, 11:02 pm
Got it now, Dre?
Produceman117 - March 20, 2010, 6:34 pm
Okay dude... the answer the the questions are in the following picture. For example: What did Jenny do after she finished cooking breakfast? Wake Forest.
DreMagnum - March 20, 2010, 6:32 pm
I havent voted yet, but no, im not getting it.
Produceman117 - March 20, 2010, 6:05 pm
Wow... I was pretty confident that you guys would get/like this.

SWISS MISS - The 21st Century Edition

TAGS: how times have changed
Rating: 2.47/5

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agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 2:43 am
Vaft knows things. IF you're going to tank posters with pointless info, please go elsewhere.
Vaftrudner - July 17, 2010, 1:10 pm
Thats not a swiss miss. The flag on her shoulder is swedish.
rerun - July 17, 2010, 1:03 pm

had it been anybody else

BUT MOM..... -

Reminisce -

Once Upon A Time -


TAGS: sometimes ya just know
Rating: 4.89/5

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sharebear - March 17, 2013, 11:36 pm
har har har!
GaryO - December 4, 2012, 9:11 am
I see how you could take that; Flash back, SNL weekend update…’I’m Chevy Chase, and you’re not’…I’ve really gotta watch my sentence structure…….
GaryO - December 4, 2012, 7:02 am
HAH! You remind me of me! Made me lol. Yes, all compliments, one for you and one for both of us. You can pee in my yard….just no pooping….yet. Great, (memorable) first start…woof (cheers)
Rudedog - December 4, 2012, 12:16 am
And I'm not nearly as big as pussy as I sound
Rudedog - December 4, 2012, 12:11 am
Hey I'm such a dick. After looking back at my knee jerk reaction I think I misinterpreted the comment. In retrospect I think you we're responding to my rudedog name and not the fact that I said greatness and you said your are not. Lets start over. K?
Rudedog - December 3, 2012, 11:42 pm
Hey didn't mean to piss in your yard. Being new, I was unaware of the motifake etiquette. I shall refrain from giving positive comments to douchebags in the future.
GaryO - December 3, 2012, 10:12 pm
Rudedog you are not, and excellent taste I might add. Sirius, welcome…create, enjoy, have fun, sit, stay.
Rudedog - December 3, 2012, 9:36 pm
MissPriss - November 21, 2012, 9:59 am
What's so funny....I love the smell of cake! I mean...chocolate cake has it's own unique aroma. Dam....5L
maoworks2 - November 21, 2012, 8:09 am
That One Smells Funny.
ughomer - November 21, 2012, 5:10 am
mariand - November 21, 2012, 12:50 am

Reflection -


TAGS: pun times to be had by all
Rating: 4.73/5

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jeffhardy25 - January 1, 2011, 10:10 pm
spacedog - July 19, 2010, 4:54 pm
HA! Looks like Idaho better run like hell. 5L
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 8:17 pm
And our favorite pervs have been from there! This is great!
Zealot - July 18, 2010, 7:21 pm
Reality Lord - July 18, 2010, 6:15 pm

omg...i'm sorry i didn't see it the first time. ty for the explaination...now that i see it....5Ls....d'oh
Haarakkon - July 18, 2010, 5:22 pm
Someone noticed SE Washington state's geography looked a lot like Pedobear. Having been there, I'd have to agree that Pedobear likely resides not in hell, but in SE WA. Just punning around with it.
Reality Lord - July 18, 2010, 5:11 pm

i'm sorry i don't get this one at all. rating withheld but.whats it mean... i'm not from the USA?

I wonder about Gutenberg -

Behind the Times? -



TAGS: love can sometimes be magic but magic can sometimes just be an illusion
Rating: 4.56/5

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Sho - March 12, 2012, 12:24 pm
It's all in the lip5
Airman - August 10, 2010, 4:33 pm
Faceplant31 - August 10, 2010, 12:06 pm
Amsome rerun. 5L
Cubbybear - August 9, 2010, 10:58 pm
Perfect picture 5/5



TAGS: paris hilton somtimes hate feel
Rating: 4.35/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 9, 2013, 12:34 pm
Amen! A - freakin' - men! 5L!
Silverheart - January 24, 2013, 8:37 pm

Thanks, you guys... I does it for the lolz.
GaryO - January 24, 2013, 8:32 pm
Sly, when you roll, you rock. And you be rolling….and Prissy’s comment makes this 5 Leaps somewhere over the freaking rainbow
MissPriss - January 24, 2013, 8:14 pm
and your little dog too... he 5L hates ya!

caution -

Language Interpretation -

SOMETIMES - we have to be told we're on fire before we feel it burning.

TAGS: fire sometimes man burning feel
Rating: 4.17/5

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pickleviper - May 25, 2012, 4:19 pm
It's my first day on the site and the ideas are indeed flowing like blood from an exit wound. I'm sure I will slow down after a few weeks :)
dy2012 - May 25, 2012, 3:34 pm
nice 22 posters in 1 day... your brain cells are burning!


TAGS: how many times can you say that one chick on a poster and still nobody catches it
Rating: 4.07/5

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thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 10:49 pm
Oh, Veg, HI! :D Did you know this was the first poster I EVER favorited?
lesterinside - April 1, 2010, 9:15 pm
they forced me, they forced me!!!
lesterinside - April 1, 2010, 9:13 pm
GreyScorpion - April 1, 2010, 9:13 pm
"gulp"..it was, it was, it was, Keyser Söze, I SWEAR!
rerun - April 1, 2010, 9:13 pm

I try and see all of the posters, I cannot believe how many new ones I have missed.
Produceman117 - April 1, 2010, 9:09 pm
Thanks, Rerun. I guess she forgot about this one. And yes, Grey, I do. You will too in a few moments (wink, wink).
rerun - April 1, 2010, 9:01 pm

instant win Veg.
GreyScorpion - April 1, 2010, 9:01 pm
did you feel the love today?, Pro
Produceman117 - April 1, 2010, 8:47 pm
Uh, TOC. Hello?
BoneCD - December 24, 2009, 5:44 pm
I'm tellin' ya Veggie...you need to see someone about the childhood and put it behind you.
GreyScorpion - December 24, 2009, 4:57 pm
very nice!! excellent title. 5 TOC's
agdaniele - December 24, 2009, 3:58 pm
This is incredible... you can tell by the ass-whoopin' it's getting now!
agdaniele - December 24, 2009, 3:04 pm
R.S.Jake - December 24, 2009, 1:05 pm
Epic! 5L!


TAGS: sometimes it must be painful
Rating: 3.98/5

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GreyScorpion - January 23, 2010, 9:09 pm
APT!! Apt I tell you!! ;) 5L
Bartimaeus - November 19, 2009, 6:56 am
lol Brilliant! This definitely gets a 5 from me.
LogicDude - November 18, 2009, 9:03 am
Give that dog a Bone and 5L!
agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 11:31 pm
Bone... another incredible batch of laughs... thanks!!!
BoneCD - November 17, 2009, 11:28 pm
Well nite all you west coasters time for me to hit it. L8TR
agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 11:12 pm
DreMagnum - November 17, 2009, 11:11 pm
I wonder what Calvin would look like mexican
agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 11:10 pm
LOL... is my web cam on?!?!? How'd you get those shots?



TAGS: time waits for no woman but you will countless times
Rating: 3.73/5

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BoneCD - January 24, 2010, 8:02 am
5 GS...very nice
TonyCliffton - January 24, 2010, 1:36 am
I like this poster, but not the truth it represents...



TAGS: sometimes nature telegraphs her punches
Rating: 3.59/5

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agdaniele - June 3, 2009, 11:34 pm
Storm's a-comin' - better stock up[ on beer, and erase my ex's number from my cell phone.


TAGS: times square new york bomb
Rating: 3.3/5

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agdaniele - May 5, 2010, 2:20 pm
I'd have gone with "Blast"
Airman - May 4, 2010, 6:19 pm
what a surprise. A pakistani. Who'd a thunk it

TAGS! - As unwelcome as a brain tumour... ...and often as difficult to spot.

TAGS: tags sometimes slip through
Rating: 3.29/5

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pickleviper - July 19, 2012, 11:20 am
Guess where I got the idea from.
Sho - July 19, 2012, 11:10 am



TAGS: good times
Rating: 3.18/5

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umpasmith - July 27, 2010, 12:34 pm
Are we there yet!?!

REASONS - You should always have at least four to support your positions.

TAGS: media corrupt new york times suck
Rating: 2.95/5

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Anonim - October 26, 2009, 5:29 am
It's damn funny reading U.S citizens label everything communist, when everyone else would label it centrist or even right wing.
todd snyder - August 9, 2009, 8:50 am
Amen - 5 lions 4 u. Same comment for the "Red Star" - Minneapolis Star Tribune - another communist piece of propoganda.

PEACEFUL SOLUTIONS - Sometimes they’re hard to find Sometimes you’re just not trying hard enough

TAGS: peaceful solutions sometimes they re hard to find
Rating: 2.92/5

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Ashson - November 30, 2008, 5:35 am
Peaceful solutions can be achieved by well meaning people trying to resolve a difference. Danegeld is not a solution. It just makes a problem worse in the long run. Hitler could have been stopped cheaply early but 'well meaning' people decided otherwise.

MR. JEFF SPICCOLI - Talk to the Hand.

Sometimes -

TAGS: sometimes hard demon no one
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - October 17, 2016, 2:25 am
Excellent, R-69! ^!
Reality Lord - October 16, 2016, 4:44 pm

oh goody, the halloween stuff is coming out. yay rick!
JesusWept - October 16, 2016, 8:54 am
That's brilliant, Rick! ^^^^^Up
Silverheart - October 16, 2016, 8:32 am

Hey Rick, you're sick. ^_^